Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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