great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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