The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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