butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
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well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
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Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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