you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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