not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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