How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
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u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
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Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
i out mim tonsoeep
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