No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
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i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
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I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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