His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
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Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
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My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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