i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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