Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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