We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I'm too high and old for this...
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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