Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
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