If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
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My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Every concussion has its silver lining
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He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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