try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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