There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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