their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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