Tell her she can't have a vagina
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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