Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
whose parrot is this?
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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