anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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