new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
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