well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
We have started to decorate penises.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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