I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
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Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
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Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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