so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
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You're like the curious george of whores
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
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I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
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