oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Randomize
