So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I'm bleeding and have questions
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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