I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
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I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
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I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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