I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
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You. Win. At. Life.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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