Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
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we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
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I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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