I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
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We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
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My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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