You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
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I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
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Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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