This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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