Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
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I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
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Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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