when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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