I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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