her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
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