Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
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Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
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just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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