Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Randomize
