I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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