am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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