Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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