apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
It's rum buckets o'clock
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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