Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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