Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
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All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
We're not piercing ourselves today.
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Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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