It's just like the Real World with babies
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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