so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
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my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
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I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Shame is for Republicans.
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