brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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