just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
No subtext here. People are naked.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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