wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
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The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
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Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I have poison ivy on my dick
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?