i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
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Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
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My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.