Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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