so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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