someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I just found a bag of teeth...
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
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