fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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