I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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