what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
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