do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
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hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
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